They buried me alive. My sister should be here beside me.

So i don't know about the people who read the shit i write, maybe i am wrong. In my simple American Girl Childhood, i learn a couple things i concerted to be common household knowledge.

• Put the side down.
• Clean up after you're self
• Don't break all the eggs
• Trash that goes outside the door doesn't disappear
• Listen to the our house mates
• Don't steal dishes
• Don't use what isn't fucking yours
• Don't Cross Laura FUCKING Green
• Don't Steal
• oil
• laundry
• laundry detergent
• food
• eggs (that's food too)
  
• Don't put chicken bones down the stink, throw them in the trash!
  
• Buy more toilet paper when we are out