To my dearest mister,

I see you're reading my cute little blog again. I thought of writing you a note on facebook, or telling you tonight when you called me- HOWEVER I also thought this was clever. Write a fucking blog. You have a very interesting life that at least I would like to read about. So get to it. Stop promising me one and just do it, darling. Sweet-pie. Dearest kiddo. You like reading mine, I want to read yours.

Also talking to you this morning made my whole day better. Thank you. It was very nice. Now go and write a fucking new blog. You're already on blogger so do it.

Love, L.